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You F***ing What?
you will no longer be able to remove your mask to drink a cocktail - wait, what??

Editor Darren Birks
Aug 19, 20212 min read


Four-Year-Olds Can Change Gender Without Parents’ Consent in Scotland Schools
Trans pressure group Mermaids has called for 'transphobic' parents who are against the new law to be reported.

Vision News
Aug 18, 20213 min read


Trans Youtuber Chris Chan to be Jailed in Women's Prison Despite Allegedly Raping 79-Year-Old Mother
Chan reveals he now has sex with dementia suffering mother “every third night” and that she “enjoys it.”

Vision News
Aug 5, 20212 min read


Proof of Vaccination + Photo ID to Enter Branch of Costa Coffee Prompts Backlash on Twitter
Discriminating against unvaxxed by ordering them to sit outside to drink their shit coffee probably not a good move.

Vision News
Jul 31, 20211 min read


Dildo Butt Monkey Supporters Ask "What's the Problem with Him Performing in Front of Children?"
'If you have a problem with this you must be transphobic'

Editor Darren Birks
Jul 13, 20213 min read


Roger Waters Tells “Little Prick” Mark Zuckerberg To “F*** Off” Following Request To Use Iconic Song
Pink Floyd song writer Roger Waters slammed Mark Zuckerberg during a press conference recently, announcing that the Facebook owner had offer

Vision News
Jun 15, 20212 min read


Covid Vaccine Stickers Allow Gullible Twats to be Avoided by Savvy Daters
Editor Darren Birks Covid Status Stickers could pave the way for STD stickers. In a move that has monumentally backfired for the...

Editor Darren Birks
Jun 7, 20212 min read


UK Mother Charged With ‘Transphobic Hate Crime’ For Tweeting Photo of the Suffragette Ribbon
Feminist receives death threats from trans activists after police interrogation.

Vision News
Jun 5, 20212 min read


Real Reason BLM Activist Shot in the Head at London Party
Fellow activists claim "Black Panther of Oxford" was shot because of her activism against 'white supremacy'.

Vision News
May 24, 20212 min read


Vaccine 'Refuseniks' No Better Than Drink Drivers Says Andrew Lloyd Webber
Westend Ditty Merchant Andrew Lloyd Webber says Vaccine refuseniks are no better than drink drivers.

Editor Darren Birks
May 18, 20211 min read


Covid-19 Causes Erectile Dysfunction Says Professor
"get a vaccine to avoid limp dick" is the latest fear campaign.

Editor Darren Birks
May 17, 20212 min read


CHEESE is RACIST Says Environmental Activist
Because some black people are lactose intolerant.

Vision News
Apr 14, 20212 min read


Marxists Celebrate Prince Philip's Death With Champagne Outside Buckingham Palace
A pair of Marxists were caught on camera outside Buckingham Palace carrying champagne bottles

Editor Darren Birks
Apr 10, 20211 min read


LGBTQ Activist and Drag Queen Story Hour Sponsor Arrested on Child Porn Charges
Oh, and he happens to be a County Circuit Court Judge too.

Vision News
Mar 18, 20212 min read


Asking a Woman Out is a Form of “Sexual Harassment” Says YouGov
Left wing activists are now pushing for “misogyny” to be made a hate crime, but cunningly categorise completely benign language as misogyny

Editor Darren Birks
Mar 17, 20211 min read


Mark Drakeford's Son is a Wrong-Un
6pm Curfew for all males takes on another dimension when it emerges Mark Drakeford's son is the actual wrong-un, not the rest of us!

Vision News
Mar 13, 20212 min read


Drakeford Won't Rule-Out Male Curfews
lockdowns and curfews for any reason now a reality

Vision News
Mar 12, 20211 min read


Green Party Peer Calls for 6PM Curfew for Men
Watch as Green Party Peer Jenny Jones makes possibly the most demented statement ever in the House of Lords

Vision News
Mar 11, 20211 min read


'Stop Calling them Pedophiles' Says Australian TV execs
'we don't want to upset the Pedos' Australian reporters working for ABC Tasmania were angered when they were advised by the channel's...

Vision News
Mar 7, 20211 min read


eBay Bans Sale of Dr. Seuss Books, Calling them “Offensive Material”
Would it just be quicker to tell us what we can sell?

Editor Darren Birks
Mar 5, 20212 min read
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