Macron Caught Smashing a Line of Coke Before Deciding Fate of the World

In an astonishing video that has had the mainstream media in a tailspin President Emmanuel Macron has been caught trying to hide a bag of cocaine,  after sharing a line with German Chancellor Friedrich Merz just moments before allowing the world's media into his train carriage.

French media are particularly on the defensive after journalists unexpectedly entered a train carriage carrying the French President, along with the German and British Prime Ministers, en route to Kyiv on Friday, which sparked a firestorm on social media with allegations of cocaine use by the top leaders.

“They [social media users] cite videos that allegedly show Emmanuel Macron discreetly hiding a strange white bag on the table,” the French daily newspaper Libération said, adding, “And according to these accounts, Friedrich Merz even had a straw to use to take drugs. These conspiracy accusations fit with the narrative that Western elites are depraved and approach war unconsciously.” 

Libération even suggested:

High-quality photographs and videos, such as those taken by the AFP or AP news agencies , show that the mysterious bag of white powder is actually a handkerchief rolled into a ball that was placed on the table before Keir Starmer arrived and the cameras entered the booth, where Macron and Merz were already seated. The straw looks more like a stirrer or a toothpick, which the German chancellor is said to have been fiddling with. This explains why the two leaders do not want these objects immortalized in the images of the meeting.

But now, Vision News can exclusively reveal that the bag WAS cocaine.  Vision News has talked to a former London cocaine dealer who received a nine year sentence in 2004 for his part in the importation and distribution of the drug, who stated

"that's 100% cocaine, no doubt about it"

The dealer, who we are calling 'K' to protect his identity, went on to say "that's a baggie, a 'dealer's bag'”.  adding "and by the look on his face, he's just smashed a line or two, and so's the other bloke".  

Several internet users have claimed that the three men had used cocaine together. Their guess now proved horribly right, as one chillingly accurate X user described it: “Coke will decide World War III,”