Governor of Maine Orders Restaurant Staff to Wear COVID Visors Like Dog Cones
Not content with the array of face-nappies, visors and masks we already have; US Governor insists you must now look like a dog who wants to lick his own balls.
Governor Janet Mills’ decree states that “front-of-house staff in restaurants who choose to wear face shields must now wear them upside down so that they are attached at the collar instead of the forehead, so that their breath is directed up, not down,” reports Maine Public Radio.
There's no scientific evidence for the effectiveness of this and, given that all these establishments will have air-conditioning units it's likely to spread any virus present further as it catapults the virus droplets upwards before they are blown further afield and then fall downwards.
“As a symbol of submission, forcing us to obliterate our individuality by wearing masks was not explicit enough,” writes Dave Blount. “So they pushed the envelope even further. No one can miss the significance of making people wear dog cones.”
This may appear like we've reached 'peak insanity' but we haven't, there will, increasingly, be more and more ridiculous, ill thought-out, ideas to combat the alleged plague. Last week, the CDC announced that masks with valves, which millions of people around the world have been wearing for months, "do not prevent the person wearing the mask from transmitting COVID-19 to others.” Whilst the WHO have said that masks that only secure around the ears do not stop the virus and that only those that strap around the head are sufficient (like the ones with the valves on).
The main purpose of the mask is as a visual reminder of a plague that, we are warned, lurks right outside our door, on every surface, and carried by everyone, all of the time. These masks cannot be seen to be effective as the virus would die out, rendering the upcoming vaccine redundant. So remember folks, masks must be warn at all time to stop the spread of the plague but they definitely don't work so won't stop it in any case.
Darren Birks is the Editor of Vision News Online